🍗 WAGIE VS NEET: BINGO MAXXING 🍟

🎉 STATUS UNLOCKED! 🎉

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🎮 HOW TO PLAY

This is a satire self-diagnosis game! Select NO (Wagie trait) or YES (NEET trait) on the bingo tiles or answer the lifestyle questions to track your balance between Wagie and NEET.

• Complete 5 in a row to hit BINGO!
• Pushing all 25 tiles without a match unlocks Button Pusher status!

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