🎉 STATUS UNLOCKED! 🎉
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📈 FINAL 10-POINT STATS
Tendies Eaten:0
Fries Consumed:0
Sauce Dips:0
Cage Hours Sweated:0 hrs
Cage Lock Level:Maximum
Rage Level:0%
Good Boy Points (GBP):500
Wage Cages Escaped:0
Alarm Clocks Smashed:12
Freedom Score:MAX